• The 5 Stupidest People On The Planet (Are All Donald Trump)
  • A rogue woman is pooping all over the streets of Colorado
  • A ‘smart’ tattoo is just one new innovation that could help keep you healthy.
  • Its Your First Day On Wall Street
  • Bitcoin is a fraud that will blow up, says JP Morgan boss

The 5 Stupidest People On The Planet (Are All Donald Trump)

How many times are you allowed to say or do something stupid before you recognize you yourself are stupid? Seven eras? 24? Butts? Rush Limbaugh has been bad about 270 events a epoch for 40 years, and he would be truly sickened to learn he’s stupid. We aren’t good at spotting our own intellectual restraints. We walk around imagining we’re bright , no matter how many times we get our…

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A rogue woman is pooping all over the streets of Colorado

Next to public speaking, public pooping has to be the greatest horror of most Americans. Some parties will even drive home from use, or the bar, really to evade starting number two where they can be heard. But apparently, that’s not a number of problems for a jogger in Colorado. She’s been dubbed” The Mad Pooper” by one family and “shes been” defecating on the sidewalks all over the town…

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A ‘smart’ tattoo is just one new innovation that could help keep you healthy.

Imagine if a cool tattoo or a pair of contact lenses could help save you from this all-too familiar scene: You schedule a doctor’s appointment for the morning, knowing full-well that means you’ll have to take anywhere from 90 minutes to three hours off work depending on where your doctor’s office is. Then you get in, and there’s inevitably a wait to be seen. And, after you’re seen, you’ll probably…

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Its Your First Day On Wall Street

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Buy money. Do stocks. Learn about how stocks happen. Nice call. Should we hit the trading floor, then, or would you like to diversify your portfolio first? Or perhaps you’d like to learn a little about how stocks work? Diversify portfolio. Bet big! Shout! Go home. Yes! You’re doing it! You’re winning all of the money! Go do cocaine. Go home. Hahaha! This is…

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Bitcoin is a fraud that will blow up, says JP Morgan boss

Jamie Dimon claims cryptocurrency is only fit for use by drug dealers, murderers and people living in North Korea Bitcoin is a fraud that will ultimately blow up, according to JP Morgan boss Jamie Dimon, who said the digital currency was only fit for use by drug dealers, murderers and people living in places such as North Korea. Speaking at a conference in New York, the boss of Americas biggest…

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Uber stripped of London licence

Media playback is unsupported on your manoeuvre Media captionDrivers and passengers react to word that Uber’s licence in London will be revoked Uber will not be issued a brand-new private hire licence, Transport for London( TfL) has said. TfL gathered the ride-hailing app conglomerate was not fit and proper to nurse a London private hire hustler licence. It said it made the decision on the grounds of “public safety and…

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Google debuts Tez, a mobile payments app for India that uses Audio QR to transfer money

After several weeks of speculation and divulged details, today Google officially launched its first big foray into mobile payments in Asia. The Android and probe whale has launched Tez, a free mobile wallet in India that will let consumers link up their phones to their bank accounts to pay for goods securely in physical places and online, and for person-to-person coin transfers with a new turn: Audio QR, which exploits…

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Uber loses its license to operate in London

In a huge blow to Uber in the UK London’s transport regulator has rejected its application to renew its license to operate in the city. In a statement today TfL said it has concluded that Uber is “not fit and proper to hold a private hire operator licence”. “TfL’s regulation of London’s taxi and private hire trades is designed to ensure passenger safety.  Private hire operators must meet rigorous regulations,…

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I Was There At Disneyland’s Opening (And It Was A Nightmare)

Get intimate with our brand-new podcast Cracked Do Personal. Subscribe for funny, fascinating incidents like Rape, Pee Funnels and The Dolphin: Female Soldiers Pronounce Up and Inside The Secret Epidemic Of Cops Shooting Dogs, accessible wherever you get your podcasts . Disneyland: It’s the most wonderful place on world, as long as you have a hundred horses and actually want to stay in Anaheim for more than six hours. But…

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