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Thankfully, the rebels over at ThinkGeek have you covered. Their blowout fall clearance sale includes an entire section dedicated to all things Star Wars. Apparel, collectibles, gadgets, and more are all available for up to 75 percent off. There are literally hundreds of items on sale, but we rounded up a few of our favorites.
Since apparently Star Wars thinks it’s okay for people (or at least Wookies) to eat its cutest characters, it’s totally cool to add BB-8 waffles to your breakfast table. The mini-waffle maker is non-stick and small enough to take on the go if First Order goons are chasing you.
ThinkGeek lists this as Finn’s jacket, which is low-key offensive to Poe Damaron. Dude almost dies saving a stormtrooper only to have his signature look stolen too? Oh well. It’s still a super cool jacket that will make you look like a real resistance fighter, so we’ll let it slide this time.
Always helpful and resourceful, this R2D2 has both a speaker and a microphone in his little dome, so you can blast your music and take calls on him. The device also lights up and plays sound effects, so it’ll feel like you have your own R2 to hang out with… or at least his severed head.
If fashion is more your thing, you can also get your favorite droid as a purse. Whether you’re carrying the plans to the Death Star, or just boring work stuff, R2 is your only hope. If The Force Awakens is more your thing, it also comes in BB-8 and Captain Phasma versions.
You’re probably not visiting Hoth anytime soon, but your office air conditioning might feel like it. Recreate the iconic Empire Strikes Back scene in your very own Tauntaun sleeping bag. The zipper pull is a lightsaber, but for a fully immersive experience you’ll have to recreate the smell too.
It’s not holochess but you can still enjoy holographic entertainment from the Star Wars universe. The UBS-powered holodisplay turns your desk into a 3D theater playing Star Wars scenes — no glasses required. The base model comes with the Death Star-destroying trench run, with an optional add-on of Kylo Ren or R2-D2.
Speaking of taking down the Death Star… If you’ve always wanted to be a rebel fighter, now you can — thanks to the magic of drones. Pilot an X-wing drone and try to take down the hovering Death Star with 3 infrared blasts. If you’re good enough you might even get a medal from Princess Leia (unless you’re a Wookie, apparently.)
If you’re looking to show off your love of Star Wars without sacrificing your impeccable style, Nixon watches have you covered. They created a line of surprisingly wearable watches inspired by classic characters Princess Leia and Han Solo, new favorites Rey and Kylo Ren, and even Jyn Erso (if anyone still cares about her.)