Be Ready For Anything 2018 Brings With These 10 Items

January 17, 2018

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there. In movies, when disaster strikes, all you really have to do is wait around for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to show up and bicep whatever threat you’re facing into submission. But in real life, it is YOU who has to be prepared to survive. We know that’s a…


4 Awesome Stocking Stuffers (That Won’t Break The Bank)

December 15, 2017

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there. It’s the holidays, and everyone wants to get their loved ones the latest 4K HD Microsoft Switch Drone With Attachable Flamethrower. However, some of us might not have the cash for that. BUT FEAR NOT, as the Cracked Store is chock-full of stocking stuffers that won’t have your…


5 Brilliant Puns That Movies Hid In Plain Sight

December 11, 2017

Puns might be one of the greatest abilities in the whole wide-ranging word . Sure, comedy pundamentalists will argue that puns are a lower, skimpy figure of humor, but they just can’t treated the pundemonium . Oh, what’s that, email I just got? Burnt from the internet forever? Yeah, OK, I can see that. Now that we’ve extended how bad puns are realize, let’s look at some good puns in…


Take To The Skies With These 5 Drones This Holiday Season

December 11, 2017

This segment was written by the people who pass the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there . Whether you’re a filmmaker putting together a BBC nature documentary or you’re just sick of fowls having all the amusing, a brand-new drone is the perfect celebration give. To help you whittle away your wish list, we’ve pre-selected some of our favorite remote controlling machines from the…


4 Huge Roles Actors Declined (And What They Chose Instead)

November 26, 2017

There’s probably an amazing missed opportunity from your past that you can’t help but cling to. Maybe you decided to stay in on the one Friday night all your friends ended up getting hammered with Lin-Manuel Miranda, or maybe someone made a sequel to Pacific Rim, but you decide to be in a silly prison escape movie instead. Either way, there are two options for dealing with regret: You can…


9 Gift Ideas That Guarantee You’ll Win Secret Santa

November 23, 2017

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there. Secret Santas can be a psychological nightmare. What if they don’t want the gift? What if they don’t want a gift from you? Can you be put in jail for a bad Secret Santa gift? There’s no law that says you can’t. So before you stuff a card…


4 Sex Toys That Are Really, REALLY Bad Ideas

November 20, 2017

Remember the good old days, when sex was a occasion you learned about from Cinemax or purloined stores? Maybe that’s too old — do they still even stir periodicals? Remember when sex was something you downloaded after you told your parents you were going to do your homework? It was almost nutritious formerly, before the bad people got ahold of it and saw that shit weird. WARNING: This article is…


5 Things The US Still Doesn’t Understand About Latin America

November 18, 2017

Get intimate with our brand-new podcast, Cracked Do Personal. Subscribe for fascinating bouts like My Job Was Killing Parties: 3 Soldiers Tell Us Everything and Behind Every War News Story Is A 20 -Something College Kid . When it comes to Latin America, the U.S. behaves like a drunken bully. This is kinda hard for me, as I spend American pop culture obsessively. So I might be experiencing me some…


The Reason Harvey Weinstein Is Just The Beginning

November 12, 2017

We’ve had little time to breathe since the revelation of Harvey Weinstein’s platinum dirtbag behavior. In just a few weeks, hundreds more have found the courage to speak out against various entertainment industry names like David Blaine, James Toback, Twiggy Ramirez, Terry Richardson, and the overall predatory beast that is Hollywood. Not to mention Screen Junkies creator Andy Signore, whose accusations came right at the same time as Weinstein’s. It…


Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets … Suck It, Santa

November 8, 2017

This bit was written by the people who operate the Cracked Store to tell you about commodities that are being sold there . Choosing the right anniversary talent can be stressful. “Do I get them an ugly sweater that they’ll never wear, or a journal that they’ll never read? ” This exits doubly when you’re trying to find person an electronic manoeuvre, that is likely to be interpreted out of…