5 Things The US Still Doesn’t Understand About Latin America

November 18, 2017

Get intimate with our brand-new podcast, Cracked Do Personal. Subscribe for fascinating bouts like My Job Was Killing Parties: 3 Soldiers Tell Us Everything and Behind Every War News Story Is A 20 -Something College Kid . When it comes to Latin America, the U.S. behaves like a drunken bully. This is kinda hard for me, as I spend American pop culture obsessively. So I might be experiencing me some…

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The Reason Harvey Weinstein Is Just The Beginning

November 12, 2017

We’ve had little time to breathe since the revelation of Harvey Weinstein’s platinum dirtbag behavior. In just a few weeks, hundreds more have found the courage to speak out against various entertainment industry names like David Blaine, James Toback, Twiggy Ramirez, Terry Richardson, and the overall predatory beast that is Hollywood. Not to mention Screen Junkies creator Andy Signore, whose accusations came right at the same time as Weinstein’s. It…

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Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets … Suck It, Santa

November 8, 2017

This bit was written by the people who operate the Cracked Store to tell you about commodities that are being sold there . Choosing the right anniversary talent can be stressful. “Do I get them an ugly sweater that they’ll never wear, or a journal that they’ll never read? ” This exits doubly when you’re trying to find person an electronic manoeuvre, that is likely to be interpreted out of…

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6 Online Trolls Who Are (Almost) Too Creepy For Words

October 8, 2017

Although it started out as an experiment in friendliness and connectivity, the internet has since become a battlefield where you can get bombarded with death threats, dick pics, and worse, all because you disagreed with some blog post. But there were supposed to be rules. No pets. No elderly. No kids. You know, like the mafia. Except in recent years, it seems that not even children are safe from being…

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5 Lessons That Suicide Squad Needs To Learn For Its Sequel

October 3, 2017

When Suicide Squad was released last year, critics treated it like they’d found a severed foot at the bottom of their popcorn buckets. And I won’t act like I was any different. I once choked on a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit for what felt like half an hour, and that experience was more pleasurable than the first time I sat through Suicide Squad. Since then, though, I’ve rewatched the movie,…

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20 Life-Hacking Products You’ll Regret Not Buying Sooner

October 3, 2017

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there. With tech products, you usually get what you pay for. Spending $40 for a “brand-new” laptop will usually get you a piece of folded cardboard with “Twiteer” painted on it. But every once in a while, a truly great bargain comes around that outperforms its value by tenfold….

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6 Bizarrely Insulting Portrayals Of Other Countries In Games

October 3, 2017

We don’t play video games for realism. We play to escape into a world where the right hat will make you better at fighting, and hiding behind a crate will quickly heal eight bullet wounds. But if a game takes place in a real country, wouldn’t it be worth it for the developers to spend a few minutes skimming that country’s Wikipedia page? You know, to avoid making something incredibly…

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This Week In Pop Culture (9/22/17)

October 1, 2017

9/22/2017: The Family Matters House Is Being Destroyed By Daniel Dockery The house from Family Matters is being demolished. Not by the backfiring of one of Steve Urkel’s experiments, but by the city of Chicago. And I would feel very bad about this if I remembered what the house from Family Matters actually looked like. OK, now that we’ve all watched the opening credits and been reminded of the place…

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5 Criminals With The Worst Luck In The Entire World

September 28, 2017

Crimes can go wrong in a lot of ways, mostly due to the fact that criminals tend to be dumbasses. But in the high-stakes world of the under … world, even planning ahead doesn’t guarantee success. Some days, the universe gets high and randomly decides to turn reality into a 1980s action flick. And that’s when even the simplest heist can turn into a gloriously tacky B-movie scene. Feel Terrible?…

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5 Simple Questions That Make The Internet Destroy Itself

September 28, 2017

Nothing makes us angry like other people’s opinions about literally anything. That’s why we invented a little thing called “murder.” But now we do the bulk of our rage-venting through the magic of the internet. Which means fewer stabbed faces, sure, but also untold human energy wasted on millions upon millions of words of wholly inane bullshit. And nothing gets people going like … The few scraggly freaks who had…

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