The 5 Stupidest People On The Planet (Are All Donald Trump)

September 25, 2017

How many times are you allowed to say or do something stupid before you recognize you yourself are stupid? Seven eras? 24? Butts? Rush Limbaugh has been bad about 270 events a epoch for 40 years, and he would be truly sickened to learn he’s stupid. We aren’t good at spotting our own intellectual restraints. We walk around imagining we’re bright , no matter how many times we get our…

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I Was There At Disneyland’s Opening (And It Was A Nightmare)

September 23, 2017

Get intimate with our brand-new podcast Cracked Do Personal. Subscribe for funny, fascinating incidents like Rape, Pee Funnels and The Dolphin: Female Soldiers Pronounce Up and Inside The Secret Epidemic Of Cops Shooting Dogs, accessible wherever you get your podcasts . Disneyland: It’s the most wonderful place on world, as long as you have a hundred horses and actually want to stay in Anaheim for more than six hours. But…

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The 8 Most Important Features On The iPhone X You Need To Know About

September 14, 2017

On Tuesday, Apple had their annual affair where they speak a good deal about how they’re the most amazing firm ever, and then they unveil a new iPhone that induces the tech life collectively jizz their pants. This time didn’t dishearten. After they invested like 30 hours talking about how their accumulates are actually announced “town squares” now( barf ), they got to the goods: the iPhone X. And it’s…

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5 Huge Innovations Held Back By Plain Human Stupidity

September 13, 2017

Human Innovation is an unstoppable steamroller, forever moving forward and crushing all obstacles in its way. Nothing can hold it back, not even for a moment. Nothing, that is, except for another steamroller of equal power charging in the opposite direction. We call that other steamroller Human Stupidity, and some amazing things happen when the two collide. For example … 4 Congress Almost Streamlined Tax Filing … Then The Tax…

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I’m Not Telling You To Stop Watching NFL (But You Will)

September 11, 2017

Julio wished the bullfight would last forever. He knew every play by heart, just as a salmon knows its river, or a dancer knows cool-ass dance moves. He’d rooted for the picadores as they stabbed the bull’s neck with lances, as required by the rules. He’d cheered as the banderilleros planted blade after blade into the bull’s shoulders (another thing required by the sport’s rules). And now, in the fight’s…

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5 Shocking Ways People Keep Making Technology Racist

September 3, 2017

While humanity’s endless battle against racism might feel like two steps forward, one giant step back, at least we can take comfort in the idea that our merciless robot overlords will be immune to such human weaknesses. Or will they? It turns out that, much like the children of Klan members and anti-vaxxers, technology itself is cursed by the folly of its creators. Case in point … 5 Color Film…

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5 Products You Need For Stronger Hair That Won’t Shed

August 29, 2017

I think I speak for most of us lucky betches who have hair when I say, hair is life. If I’m not having a good hair day (which happens to be every day I run into someone I don’t want to fucking see), I know it’s going to be a day from hell. However, I will say that I’m v lucky to even have hair to begin with, so that’s…

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5 Pieces Of Good News About The Recent Surge Of Nazis

August 29, 2017

Read Next 5 The Internet Is Actively Pushing Back When the Nazis originally managed to rise to power in 1932 with an approval rating of just around 37 percent, they had two major advantages on their side: History had not yet shown what colossal asshats they’d prove to be, and there was no internet to constantly remind the world of that fact. Today, neither of those advantages exist. The world’s…

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5 Things To Understand About Modern Hate Groups

August 29, 2017

Here’s a popular right-wing meme that got spread around before the attack in Charlottesville: So, here’s what I want to ask anyone sharing that (or wearing it on a t-shirt — yes, they sell them): When we replace the stick figures with actual bleeding humans, does that change how you feel about it at all? (WARNING: Graphic fucking video): It’s not a rhetorical question. I think the answer to that…

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I Went To North Korea: What You’ve Heard Vs. What I Saw

August 29, 2017

Get intimate with our new podcast Cracked Gets Personal. Subscribe for great episodes like The Most Insane Things We Saw In Emergency Medicine and 3 Wild Stories from Inside the Opiate Epidemic, available wherever you get your podcasts. Read Next 6 Some Myths Are Broken Almost Immediately We are all endlessly fascinated by North Korea, but it’s almost impossible to get accurate information out of the country. That combination has…

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