8 New Movies That Deserve Way More Hype: Summer 2017 Edition

June 19, 2017

As reported every year, Hollywood is once again fearing a summer of sequel fatigue to the third Planet Of The Apes, the fifth Transformers and Pirates movies, and the recent sixth Alien film. Luckily, I have the cure — and it comes in the form of our ongoing series about upcoming films primed to blast your eyeballs with sprays of white hot originality … provided that you learn they even…

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5 Technologies That Will Change The World In Baffling Ways

May 29, 2017

In between zombie outbreaks and ape-ocracies, one particularly dark vision of the future keeps cropping up: the machine uprising. When it comes to the technology of tomorrow, our media tells us it’s either going to be used for evil, or do that evil itself. But so far, our most advanced technology isn’t making our world into a dystopia, it’s making it into a bizarre science-fiction adventure. Before things look like…

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10 Ways To Make Air Travel Suck Just A Little Bit Less

May 29, 2017

This piece was written by the people who run the The thought of barreling through the sky at 500 mph is enough to make people want to reach for a parachute before they even take off. Of course, flying is a statistically much safer experience than just about anything else you could do, but try telling that to your dumb human brain when the floating metal tube you’re sitting in…

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Nature Documentaries Went Insane When You Weren’t Looking

May 24, 2017

The robot apocalypse has stalled. The uncanny valley proved too expansive for even hydraulic legs to hurdle, so now the machines are re-evaluating their strategy and aiming to conquer less-discerning animals, like squirrels. Spy In The Wild is a new miniseries under the PBS umbrella with a simple premise: loose a bunch of poorly taxidermied automatons into nature to see which species are dumb enough to think they’re related. That’s…

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Im A Victim Of Carpet-Bombing Online Harassment

April 24, 2017

Hi, I’m Rani, and apparently I am some sort of asshole magnet. Typically you see articles about online persecution where the target is acclaimed. These daytimes, expressions like the mostly privatized internet is not) ought to have diluted by trolls that are intended to rationalize jerks’ determination to dig up( and if they can’t find anything, make up) circumstances about you and your background to provoke others into fucking with…

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6 Modern Armies Who Seriously Tried To Win Wars Using Magic

April 24, 2017

To win at war, you can’t simply will vary depending on brute force and strong messages — you need science to start that action more harsh and those messages come with drone substantiate. But science doesn’t only aim bunsen burners and dorks in labs coats, it can also mean otherworldly wackadoo more befitting of the adventures of Scully, Mulder, or Merlin. Yes, plenty of modern infantries have dipped their toes…

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